Presenting… CELEBRITY DUETS! Subtitled: jobs for the jobless celebrities.
SERIOUSLY. Seriously. Seriously?!! Please tell me you’re kidding me. Please. Tell. Me.
Fine. May I remind that I am not to be kidded around with. But this has got to be one of the most, uh, what’s the word? Pathetic? Digusting? Ambitious? For the second time I’m at a loss for words. Nothing can do justice to this madness!
Maybe Tessa Prieto counts as an appropriate description? Gaahh! Just watch.
It’s a show with an apparent Identity Crisis. Is it a talent search? A performance show? Or a comedy sitcom? Looks like it’s all rolled into one…big pile of mess!
I’ve heard of balladeers. I’ve heard of divas (not of the Malu kind). I’ve heard of rock stars. But I have not heard of a Tessa Prieto-Valdez. No, not at all.
I was actually expecting her to give a wonderful performance that night, but the moment she opened her mouth, I skidded around the sofa looking for the damn remote control, already panicking because I couldn’t bear to hear the shrill tone of her voice determined to kill a koala a gazillion miles away.
Without waiting for the other contestants to do their thing on stage, I switched to another channel. Brrr. Gave me the creeps.
Note to self: NEVER watch that show again. EVER.