Why?! Why does all these have to happen? Why me? Why all these pain? Why all these anguish? Why can’t I cry? Why all these emotions? Why make friendship so much complicated? I thought I escaped the complexity of a relationship by not falling in love, but why do I have to endure the pain of friendship? Why does friendship entail pain in the first place? Why of all the motherfudging creatures in this motherfudging world, I am the one who gets stuck in this motherfudging situation I can’t even motherfudging understand?!
MOTHERFUDGER!!! Urrrggghhhh… I so want to help you, my friend. But why won’t you let me? Please, please let me understand. I WANT TO understand. MAKE ME understand.
Fudge this motherfudging life.