Got this from Markku:

A filipino man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.” “Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?” “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.” “Incredible,” said the man.

“And whose clock is that one?” St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Gloria Macapagal Arroyo’s clock?” asked the man. The Philippine President’s’ clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

I second the motion. He he he.

6 Responses to “Funny but True”
  1. angelin says:

    =] natuwa ako sa simple logic na post.. hihi. =]

    uy jm..sino sino sa cw10 ntn mage-english1? =]

    tsaka manonood ka ba cheering?

  2. Bedlamite says:

    umaandar nanaman pagka-aktibista ko… funny but true…

    hehe… GMA, step down. ^_^

  3. Nurudeen says:

    Indeed the clock is ticking, some would say it is araledy two minutes to midnight. (why yes that is an Iron Maiden reference)The real question is is there a governement out there indeed is there even a politcal will among any of us to stop spending, demanding, or consuming in a way that could turn back the hands of time on this clock?

  4. says:

    BION I’m impressed! Cool post!

  5. says:

    Thinking like that shows an expert at work

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